This one is a little weird and very possibly the result of some cruel human act:
This (understandably angry) snake was found at a Caja Madrid bank Monday morning. The snake tried to attack bank patrons until the manager released the slitherer.
Police aren’t sure how the snake became stuck in the machine, but they suspect that some asshole humans may have been responsible. When the afterlife rolls around, may those responsible be forever cast into the Pit of Boomslangs and Buffalo Nickels.