Why is your tongue so far up America’s arsehole?

Do you think America cares about our brandnames?

They do not.

South Africa had to pay a settlement in 2005 to the American woman who registered Rooibos as a trademark in the US. We weren’t given it – we had to buy it back.

An American owns southafrica.com. He wants millions for the domain. He retains it even though our government wanted it.

America does not give a damn about South Africa.

And here is you and a whole bunch of other South Africans thinking we owe them something.

We owe America shit.