It turns out that there is a stable build of OpenOffice 2.0 for Mac OS. I haven’t tried it out yet (the download will take another hour or so). Hopefully this version looks and works the same as the Windows version. There seem to be two versions, the PPC version and the Intel version.
I downloaded the package and installed it and nothing happened aside from a script that popped up on my screen for a few seconds. Has anyone else tried this and succeeded?