Why work late?

I got this one from a friend by email:

Statistically Speaking

* 9% of women swallow.
* 10% of women have had sex within the first hour of their first date.
* 20% of men have had sex in a nontraditional place.
* 36% of women favor nudism.
* 45% of women prefer dark men with green eyes.
* 46% of women have experienced anal sex.
* 70% of women prefer sex in the morning.
* 80% of men have never experienced a homosexual encounter.
* 90% of women would like to have sex in the forest.
* 99% of women have never experienced sex in the office.

Conclusion: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than having sex in the office at the end of the day.

Moral: Do not stay late at the office. Nothing good will ever come of it.

By Paul

Enthusiast, writer, Happiness Engineer at Automattic. I take photos too. Passionate about my wife, Gina and #proudDad.


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