Its more like saying “I don’t think I would enjoy bleeding out of butt” and never taken the opportunity to be intimate with an Ebola virus patient? Ok, maybe bacon isn’t that bad but does it have to be included with everything? Mugg & Bean should be renamed Mugg & Have-Some-Bacon-With-That.

Oh, and Rich, if Matzah is your drawcard for Judaism, we should talk. We have a whole buffet of stuff that makes Matzah taste like cardboard.