Groan … ! Chuck Norris facts?

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I thought we hit the bottom of the barrel with all the Hoff jokes and photos but now my beautiful wife has introduced me to all the Chuck Norris facts (ok, loosely called “facts”) you could possible want to know.  For hours of cheesy entertainment, visit Chuck Norris Facts and go wild.  Here is a sample:

  • Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
  • There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
  • Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
  • The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
  • Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
  • Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

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Paul
Enthusiast, marketing strategist, writer, and photographer. Passionate about my wife, Gina and #proudDad. Allergic to stupid

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